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Tuesday's Truthful Humor

Welcome to Tuesday’s Truthful Humor where we pull truth from humor
 
A young man and woman got married. When she moved in with her husband, he noticed she carried a medium-sized metal box into the house and proceeded to shove it up in a top shelf of their closet. She caught him looking at the box curiously and told him to never to look in it no matter what the circumstances.
 
Over the years, he would glance at that metal box but never peered into it for the sake of his wife. One day, though, the wife had a stroke and was rushed to the hospital where she had was pronounced dying.
 
As the husband sat grieving at home, he thought of the box, snatched it up, and sped to the hospital where his wife remained barely alive. The husband bolted into her hospital room and pleaded and begged her to allow him to open the box by her side.
 
"Well" she said, "I suppose now would be the right time."
 
The husband unlatched the hook and peered inside. On one side sat two crocheted dolls, and on the other, to his surprise, sat one million dollars! "Honey,” she said, “before we got married, my mother gave me this box and told me that whenever I got mad at you, I should go to the bedroom and crotchet a doll.”

The husband was thrilled and thankful. He absolutely couldn't believe his wife had only been mad at him two times! "That is amazing!" He said "I'm so grateful beyond belief that you've only been mad at me twice, but how on this earth did you manage to get one million dollars?"

"Oh, honey" said the wife, "That's the money I got from selling the dolls."

Wouldn't that be great if that's how we dealt with anger? Went off and did something productive?

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