Tuesday’s Truthful Humor
Welcome to Tuesday’s Truthful Humor where we pull truth from humor
A wife was sitting peacefully in her cozy armchair sewing her husband’s socks. Her husband came in to the room and glanced at what she was doing, and started badgering, “HONEY be more careful! PLEASE WATCH WHAT YOU ARE DOING; You don’t want to poke YOUR finger!
He pauses for just a few seconds and starts in again: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, Don’t look up when YOUR’E SEWING! There you go now, slow and steady, nice even stitches.
Finally his wife puts down the needle and thread, looks up at her husband, and says, “What the heck is wrong with you? Do you know how many times I’ve sewn socks before?!
“EXACTLY THE POINT I WAS TRYING TO GET AT”, hollered the husband, “DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE DRIVEN A CAR BEFORE!?
Ladies, we were created to complete our men, not compete with or control our men!
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