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She's a Barracuda

9/15/2020

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Tuesday's Truthful Humor

Thanks for joining us for Tuesday’s Truthful Humor where we pull truth from humor.
 
A man married a woman whose commands and demands to her husband were as sharp as the bite of a barracuda but he didn’t know this until he married her. His friends wondered why he would allow himself to be treated this way and it wasn’t that he was a coward, but he was a pleaser and just wanted to keep the peace.
 
One day his wife told him she had a get-together happening with her girlfriends and they were meeting at their house. To make sure that he didn’t interrupt their fun, she ordered him into the closet and told him to stay there until the las girlfriend had left.
 
During their get together, the ladies were comparing their authority over their husbands…almost as if they were bragging. The hostess of their get-together tells her girlfriends that not only had she ordered her husband into the closet but she could order him to come out as well at her beck and call I’ll prove it, she boasted: "Bob! Come out of that closet."

No response.

"Bob!" She called louder, “come out of that closet” No response.
 
Giving it one more try she screamed at the top of her lungs, “I order you to get out of that closet this instant!”

"No, I won’t", he said in a muffled voice from inside the closet. “I’ll show you who’s boss in this house!”

Oh, friends, marriage was not meant to be a power struggle, but a partnership, with each other’s differences entwining and not colliding. When we treat people with this kind of authority, we are deeming them as property, not people! (Read more at cleanjokes.com)
 
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