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11/12/2020

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​Thursday’s Truthful Humor

Thanks so much for joining us for Thursday’s Truthful Humor.

It’s the day of judgement and all the true believers are waiting in line to get into heaven. The Angel Gabriel appears and says to them, “I want all the men to separate into two lines – the first line is for men who were the true heads of their household. All those men who were dominated by their wives should form the second line.”

He continued, “And now all the women should go through the gates and report to Mary.”

After all the women had left, the men quickly sorted themselves into two lines; I say lines but the line with the true heads of the household only had one man in it. The other line of those men dominated by their wives stretched on for what seemed like eternity.

Gabriel addressed this long line, saying “You should be ashamed of yourselves. God appointed you to be the heads of your households and you have not fulfilled your duties. Out of all you men, there is only one who has obeyed God’s orders.

He then turned to the man stood all alone in the first line and asked him, “How did you come to be in this line?”
The man replied, “My wife told me to stand here.”

Oh, my goodness, did you know that we as wives are called to be a helpmate and that helpmate in the Hebrew translation is defined as a compass? Well a compass doesn’t demand, or order but guides. How is it that you try and guide the ones you love in your life? With your actions or orders?

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