Thursday's Truthful Humor
Thanks for joining us for some light-hearted humor today, something desperately needed in our world!
A boy was selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he was yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!"
A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish?" to which the boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." Ah, I see. The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and says to her, can you please cook these dam fish.
The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way."
He explains to her why they are dam fish.
Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. The son looking somewhat surprised says, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the effing potatoes!"
What comes out of our mouths can really influence others, huh? Just for today, choose to speak positive powerful words over profanity!