Tuesday's Truthful Humor
The newlyweds returned from their honeymoon and the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.
"How did everything go?" her mom asked.
"Oh, mother," she began, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time. But…
“But,” her mom repeated, waiting
Well, on our way back, Andy started using really horrible language. Stuff I'd never heard before. Really terrible four-letter words. You've got to come get me and take me home. Please, Mom!"
"Honey, what four-letter words?"
"I can't tell you, mother, they're too awful! Come get me, please!"
"Come on, sweetheart; tell me what has gotten you so upset.... Tell me what four-letter words he used."
"Mom, he said words like dust, wash, iron, cook."
Ah, with much more time on our hands now, maybe it’s time to tackle some of those four-letter chores, and even better, teach our kids how to be great participants in daily living!
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