THURSDAY TRUTHFUL HUMOR
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A cop pulled over a car weaving in and out of traffic, walks up to the window and sees a young couple in the car, but the guy didn’t have his seatbelt on. So the cop asked him about it.
“Oh, I just took it off now when you were walking up to our car.”
“No, you didn’t,” exclaimed his wife. “You never wear your seat belt.”
The cop was a little taken aback and then asked to see the guy’s license.
“Aw, crap, he said after pretending to reach for his wallet, “I must have left it at home.”
“Yeah, right,” the wife said rather loudly, “You know it expired three months ago.”
The cop was again taken back by the wife and asked, “Are you always this tough on him?”
“No, only when he’s had too much to drink.”
Oh, it’s true that while God’s role for the wife is to be the helpmate, which also translates to compass, how we help guide determines if we are doing so out of love or fear and/or impure motives.
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