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If This Happened To You, What Would You Do?

5/27/2021

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Thursday’s Truthful Humor
Oh, but today’s Truthful Humour is thought-provoking indeed, and I’ll share what I mean after I tell you the little joke.

The two-thousand-member church was filled to overflowing capacity Sunday morning. The pastor was ready to start sharing when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.
 
One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.
      
The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"
      
Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor.
 
After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The pastor was holding steady at the pulpit.


The men put their weapons away and ever so gently said "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the service."
 
So what would you have done? I have to tell you honestly, my first question is well who are these guys and were they just playing a joke? But all kidding aside, I may hesitate, but I’d stay glued to that chair, ready to go into the arms of my Abba…How about you?

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Love,
Kim-Evinda
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