Tuesday's Truthful HumorWelcome to Tuesday’s Truthful humor where we pull truth from humor.
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The Farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. To no avail, she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted advice and making life unbearable to the farmer and his new bride. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, however, he would shake his head, no and mumble a reply. Very curious as to this bizarre behavior, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about. The farmer replied, "The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'Can I borrow that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.' The best advice I received from the pastor who married my son and daughter-in-love was to MYOB, mind your own business when these kids go through difficulties! If they ask for your advice/help, then offer it, but do so unconditionally. For more encouragement, take a tour at www.trenchclassesunited.com and join our Insta Fam @trenchclassesunited and Facebook community at www.facebook.com/trenchclassesunited
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