Tuesday Trench Truth
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. They talk for a few moments and the doctor gives her a pill but warns her that it's still experimental. We’re finding the results are better when you put it into mashed potatoes at dinner.
She thanks him, takes the prescription and goes on her way.
That night, she does what the doctor instructed her to do.
About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes just like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!"
The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! My office will be glad to pay for any damages."
"Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."
Hey, during this time of uncertainty, connection is key!!!! And laughter, well that just makes connection easier. Plan on joining us for our annual fundraiser, A Night of Laughter with Squeaky Clean Comedy THIS Saturday at the Yucaipa Elks Lodge.
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Hope to see you there and laugh with you