Tuesday Trench Truth
Thanks for joining us for Tuesday’s truthful humor.
This single guy named Bill wanted a horse. He began to shop and saw an interesting
ad on Craigslist which was advertising a “Christian horse.” He sent an inquiry and
made arrangements to go see this horse.
When Bill got to the ranch, he introduced himself to the horse's owner and they
talked small talk on their way to where the horse was. As soon as Bill saw the horse,
he couldn’t help but get excited and asked if he could ride him, take him for a test
drive, so to speak.
The owner said, sure, "It's easy to ride him. Just say 'praise the Lord' to make him
go, and 'amen' to make him stop."
Bill got on the horse and said "praise the Lord" the horse started to walk. "Praise the
Lord, praise the Lord, praise the Lord" and the horse is running. Now Bill sees the
cliff and says: "AMEN" The horse stops and Bill says: "Whew! Praise the lord!"
The Word of God says that He inhabits the praises of His children…can I
encourage you to find at least five things to praise Him for each day?
And mark your calendars for our Living Fuelled by Hope coming in April!
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