Tuesday Trench Truth So, today’s trench truth is actually wrapped up in a giggle.
This single guy named Bill wanted a horse. He began to shop and saw an interesting ad on Craigslist which was advertising a “Christian horse.” He sent an inquiry and made arrangements to go see this horse. When Bill got to the ranch, he introduced himself to the horse's owner and they talked small talk on their way to where the horse was. As soon as Bill saw the horse, he couldn’t help but get excited and asked if he could ride him, take him for a test drive, so to speak. The owner said, sure, "It's easy to ride him. Just say 'praise the Lord' to make him go, and 'amen' to make him stop." Bill got on the horse and said, "Praise the Lord." The horse started to walk. "Praise the Lord, praise the Lord, praise the Lord" and the horse is running. Now Bill sees the cliff and says: "AMEN." The horse stops and Bill says: "Whew! Praise the lord!" The Word of God says that He inhabits the praises of His children…so let me invite you to our fundraiser, A Night of Laughter featuring Squeaky Clean Comedy on Saturday, March 2nd . Doors open at 6:30 and there will be some tasty hor d’ oeuvres and amazing desserts and an amazing raffle. Simply email us or text us to get your tickets today!
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