Thursday's Truthful HumorA lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. They talk for a few moments and the doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. We’re finding the results are better when you put it into mashed potatoes at dinner.
She thanks him, takes the prescription and goes on her way. That night, she does what the doctor instructed her to do. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes just like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! My office will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway." Hey, during this time of uncertainty, connection is key!!!! There’s no greater time to connect with those we love, to make amends with those unlovable, and of course to connect on a deeper level with our spouse! For more encouragement, come take a tour at www.trenchclassesunited.com
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
Archives
September 2024
|