Tuesday Truthful Humor
What if we were to use Scripture as a tool and not a weapon? Here’s a funny example of what I mean.
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of religious service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" [Turn from your sin]
The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. Then the woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar,"Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture at you."
“Scripture?" replied the burglar, "She said she had an axe and two 38s!"
Wouldn’t it be great if it were that easy? While this may seem like an exaggeration of how powerful scripture is, I double-dog dare you to use scripture the next time you find yourself in any kind of a bind.
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