Thursday’s Truthful HumorWelcome to Thursday’s Truthful Humor where we pull truth from humor.
A little boy wants a bike for Christmas really badly, but the kid, well, he’s not very nice,, and he knows it. He makes bad choices all the time. He writes a letter to Jesus. "Dear Jesus, if I get a bike for Christmas, I'll be good for a whole week." He thinks about it, crosses out what he wrote, and says, "I can't be good for a whole week; I'll be good for five days." He crosses that out and writes, "I'll be good for four days." Then he thinks again and says, "Can't do that." He gets down to one day and says, "I can't even be good for a day." Then in frustration, goes in his mother's room and get the statue of the Virgin Mary, wraps it up in a blanket, puts it in a paper bag, throws it in the closet and says, "Dear Jesus, if I don't get a bike for Christmas, you'll never see your mother again!" Oh, my goodness, while this is funny on the surface, I’m so glad that we don’t have to bargain with God; we simply need to align with God and He will grant us the desires of our hearts. For more encouragement, join our Insta fam @trenchclassesunited, and our Facebook community and take a tour at www.trenchclassesunited.com Read more at www.laughfactory.com
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