The Unmentionables

Welcome to Tuesday’s Truthful Humor where we pull truth from humor.

A pastor decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, "Today, in church, I'm going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach.

The congregation looked a bit puzzled.

He continued: Whatever word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn comes to your mind."

The pastor shouted out "Cross." Immediately the congregation started singing in unison The Old Rugged Cross.
      
The pastor hollered out "Grace." The congregation began to sing Amazing Grace.
      
The pastor said "Power." The congregation sang There Is Power in the Blood.
      
The pastor said “Sex”' The congregation fell in total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything. Then all of a sudden, way in the back of the church, a little 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing Precious Memories.

Oh, Mylanta, friends, sex inside of marriage is not to be a distant memory but a covenant reminder!

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